So I was going to write a nice post about how much I hate that the spell Cower keeps getting turned on by my pet, but instead, I’m going to write about the BNP Youth “humour”. Now, this probably hasn’t even been seen by alot of people, but I was kind of shocked to see this. This is one of the jokes presented in all seriousness within the youth section of the BNP site. I think it’s probably best to just see them first.
The following was sent in by one of our younger viewers.
You could be Taliban if:
….You refine heroin for a living, but have a “moral objection” to beer.
….You own a $700 machine gun and $5000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
….You have more wives than teeth.
….You think vests come in two styles, bullet proof and suicide.
….You can’t think of anyone you HAVENT declared jihad against.
….You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your underpants.
….You are amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
….You’ve ever uttered the phrase “I love what you’ve done with this cave”.
….You wipe your bum with your left hand, but consider bacon unclean.
My friend and I also browsed through some BNP youtube videos; adverts and such, and just found so much racism disguised as nationalism. I’m all for Britishness, but being British isn’t about being white. It’s just astonishing to see how people truely believe in kicking “them” out of “our” country. Hell, there’s even some nice nationalist music linked on the BNP Youth site (although they should probably sort out their html. If you can’t get that right, what chance do you have at “cleansing our country”). It’s not even that good either.I’m just ranting now aswell…
You could be BNP if:
- …You disguise your racism as nationalism.
- …You hate “foreigners” but love a good Indian.
- …You think Rosa Parks is a bitch.
- …You deny the holocaust, or atleast state that the gas chambers didn’t exist.
- …You found the above Taliban jokes funny in all seriousness.