Wow, more posts than days it seems now.
(The Jensen 88. Doc would be proud.)
Anyway, today the new DLC for Burnout Paradise appeared in the form of V1.7. This patch brings you the option of downloading and not using the new Legendary Cars. I say not using because although you have to download the patch (consisting primarily of the data for the new cars), you can’t use them unless you pay 640G for all 4 cars. The 4 cars however are a nice edition to the game. To start with, one’s a mother fucking Delorean with retractable wheels to turn the car into something more like a hover car. Whenever you boost, it leaves a nice trail of fire as if it’s hitting 88mph. The novelty does wear off (quickly too I might add), but the stats on this thing make it an above average stunt car.
The other 3 cars aren’t particularly interesting to me. One is an old styled cop car with sirens (and very good Aggression stats). Another is a stunt car with pretty poor stats, but has an alarmingly familiar horn. I’m sure Daisy can tell you more. And the last car is a very nice Boost car with more strength than any other Boost car I have. I won’t bore you with a description, instead I’ll give you a tmesis laden phrase….
Knight-fucking-Rider.
The Ecto 1 was actually an old Ambulance
Police would look gay in it
and Knight Rider is terrible